Ray .::. mandi .::. sam .::. madison .::.

Team Raybotics, Robotica 2001, March 1-4, 2001; John Hoffman, Al Ebert, Malvolio, Ray Ebert
Team Raybotics, Robotica 2001, March 1-4, 2001;
John Hoffman, Al Ebert, Malvolio, Ray Ebert

I've returned from Robotica and boy am I tired!

Those TV people work some long days! I really did have a good time and I learned a lot so this was a very successful competition for me in that sense. Although I don't remember specifically signing a non-disclosure-agreement I'm going to act as if I did if for no other reason then to give you motivation to watch the show… So in that vein I will not be writing about match results nor will I be posting video or pictures of the actual courses until after the event airs.

There were a total of four courses and each was very cool in its own right. The first was the figure eight track. This was the track that qualifying was done on each day and then the actual figure eight races as well. The track had two lanes but the lanes became inconsequential as soon as the gun went off. The robots could come in contact with each other at the driver's discretion.

The next course was the Maze and the Maze was just fun to run. There was a teeter-totter, and 20 pound box to push out of the way, two very large spinning spiked paddles, four speed bumps, a pile-driving gate, and a ramp up through a waterfall. The maze was challenging, interesting, and like no other obstacle I've seen in Robotic Competition.

Next up was the Gauntlet, a series of five increasingly difficult barriers to smash through. The barriers went from glass to paint cans to red bricks to cinder blocks and then finally a 100 pound safe. I've got to say, this was my childhood dream. What kid didn't think about chucking a rock or a baseball through a plate glass window? That's what abandoned warehouses are for after all… Blasting through a brick wall with your robot is right up there too!

The two robots that won on points through the first three events faced each other in the fight to the finish on a platform elevated six feet. The set for this was very dramatic and should look spooky cool on TV! I've got some stills of it and it's right out of Dante's Inferno. The last robot left on the platform wins. This whole event is so very different from other events, with the exception of the fight to the finish, which is pretty much an industrial sumo. That's what made it so cool.

All in all I had a good time, I think the rest of my team had a good time too. I met a lot of cool robot builders, saw some friends again from previous competitions, and met some very interesting people in the TV industry. Ultimately though I was there to run my robot through some challenging courses against other robots. This is what I enjoyed most! When the events finally did go down they were just a blast. The entire day of my competition I was running 110% on adrenalin. My dad and John did what the could to calm me down but I was AMPED! When I was running the first couple of events I thought my heart was going to pop out of my chest it was pounding so hard. By the third event I was much calmer going into it and I think my driving got better because of that. I also had a couple of days where I didn't have to compete so I got to just mill around and watch the happenings. This was pretty fun because I didn't have the stress of competing and I could go anywhere I wanted. I watched from the stands, on the monitors, from the side of the sets, cruised the pits, this was almost as much fun as competing itself. There was even a period of downtime when one of the boom cameramen was letting others operate his camera, showing them how to zoom and pan and things, that was pretty cool too.

I would highly recommend this competition to other bot builders. But I'll give you a word of caution: be patient, things take time on these large sets. I think operations were getting smoother by the third and fourth days and I think the production people learned a lot from this first event. They always seemed willing to listen and take suggestions when they could. If I get the opportunity I'll give it another go.

Some learning's from this event:

  • Get there early and test your bot. If you have to reassemble your bot from shipping get there at least a day in advance.
  • Always test your bot before your next event.
  • In the early stages of testing your bot at home try to simulate some battle scenarios, run into immovable objects, see if your motors will stall and what happens if they do, take the stick from full forward to full reverse. If it can't do it at home it can't do it in competition.
  • Make a list of the items you will need at the event, tools, parts, friends, beer, whatever. Find those things and actually take them with you. If you use it to assemble a bot you may need it at the competition.
  • When TV people say half an hour it means anywhere from 10 minutes to 4 hours.
  • TV people are very friendly and helpful for the most part but they don't know how to tell time.
  • When there are attractive co-hosts doing post fight interviews even the losers win!
  • Robot competition causes HIGH STRESS if you've never competed before. That is until you start driving, then it's kinda like how it was at home except there's another bot trying to destroy yours.
  • You can pull two drive motors, replace the gears attached to them and reinstall them in less than 45 minutes. Even if you did forget your punch set that has the super trick bitchin little punch perfect for driving those tiny little spring pins in EV warrior motors.
  • The Dremel tool reigns supreme.
  • A vice is a wonderful tool to have at home on your workbench. I think it would be just as wonderful at a competition.
  • Acknowledgements: Listed below are people without whom my efforts to build Malvolio and compete him might have been for naught. This list may not be complete and if I missed you please drop me a line and accept my apologies.

  • Jane Ebert - who tolerantly allowed me to work in the garage till all hours of the night.
  • Samuel Ebert - who keeps me motivated day and night anywhere I am in the world.
  • John Hoffman - who lent a hand with some of the final assembly work before the event and who was invaluable during the competition as a member of Team Raybotics, Thanks John!
  • Al Ebert - My dad, who went to his first robot competition as a member of Team Raybotics and seemed just tickled to be there! Thanks pop, lets get started on your bot…
  • Patrick Cambell of Team Minus Zero - for dropping two gears in my hand when I'd gone through all my spares and was ready to drive all over LA looking for more.
  • Todd Mendenhall - for being a worthy adversary and a top-notch robot builder, as well as a good sport and the owner of one bitchin CNC plasma cutter.
  • The following people made the event better by their presence either real or supernatural:
    Mariusz Zaczek, John Adipietro, Bob Allen, Tony Altenoeder, Andre Anderson, Jason Bardis, Tim Berghoefer, Jeff Cesnik, George Collins, Dave Dexter, Nola Garcia, Dan Haeg, Chris Hannold, Mark Joerger, Bob Knissel, Eric Koss, Walter Martinez, Chuck Mcmanis, Pete Miles, Mike Morrow, Dave Northup, Eric Ostendorff, Brian Posner, Chuck Rader, Kyle Rader, Chuck Rader, Ray Scully, Glen Sears, JD Street, Tanya Memme, Angela the page, Andrew Greenberger, Aaron Weiner, Mike Walsh, the goofy comedians up in the audience now those guys had a tough job, and William Shakespeare or Bill S. as my friends and I like to call him.

    Pictures from this event:

    They shoot some stills and video footage of the robots before the competition on a turntable. Hopefully they'll use some of the footage to produce commercials from. They called these beauty shots
    More beauty shots
    And yet more... I'm hoping the aluminum brush swirls come out good in the video.
    Early on the first day we had to qualify for the actual competition. This is my dad and I waiting to start that process.
    During the shooting of the beauty shots they asked me to spin up the weapon, some called it Malvolio's baton... I was still using the original belt and it parted during the shoot after a couple of minutes. No worries though I had ten spares and am installing one here.
    There's the broken belt. Isn't that special...
    The studio where shooting was done is the same studio where General Hospital is filmed. Had to get this shot.
    I left this image at full resolution and I won't apologize to those using low-bandwidth internet connections! Tanya Memme was one of the cohosts. I had the chance to talk with her a bit and she's a very friendly and interesting person. She seemed quite interested in the robots and the builders. It's funny how I look like it's 1AM, which it is, and Tanya looks like she did at noon.
    I recently added these pictures since you probably already seen everything on the show.
    This is how the off camera pits looked when we got there the night before the competition.
    One side of the audience platforms.
    Critical Mass.
    Hands Off.
    Solar Flair.
    Malvolio's opponent Panzer MK 1.
    Krypler.
    Viper.
    Malvolio knocking down cans during qualifying.
    We're listening to the qualifying instructions from one of the producers.
    I'm driving during qualiying.
    Getting set up for qualifying. You can see how small the course really was.
    They're filming the introductions of the robots.
    Very cool shot of the platform used in the Fight to the Finish
    VIDEO, 1.3M: My qualifying run on the race course.
    VIDEO 1.3M: More of my first qualifying run. At about 5 seconds in you'll see Malvolio hit the guard rail. From that point on you can hear the gears grinding where I've just sheared 3 teeth off my drive gears.
    VIDEO 1.3M: Finally get to hit something... The second part of qualifying was knocking down some cans that are full of sand
    VIDEO 1.3M: More qualifying. Notice Malvolio's trick of carrying one can then exchanging that one for two more. He's multi-talented...
    VIDEO 1.3M: Some video of the beauty shots.
    VIDEO 1.3M: Some video of the beauty shots.
    VIDEO 1.3M: Some video of the beauty shots.
    VIDEO 1.3M: Some video of the beauty shots.

    One is the loneliest number but you are number 1.